October 21st, 2009
For those of you who don’t know, BONG!‘s are given to folks who look or act a hot mess. And in today’s edition we have a set of three honorees.
Up first, we have the sweet Raven Symone. First of all I think it’s hilarious that she is posing on that carpet as if she’s “killing” it. Raven…Couldn’t you get a “vision” into the future and see yourself making the worst dressed list? What did you think this was? An Elvira Mistress of The Dark audition? BONG!
Up next we have Fashion Designer Donetella Versace. Any lady that thinks it’s cute to NOT eat, gets an automatic BONG on that a**! She looks like a walking lollipop! Damn. BONG! BONG!
And lastly we have Grandma J. Blige. Oh, I meant Mary J. Blige. Mary needs to get her long hair back, ASAP! This short cut ain’t working for her. Wearing huge table cloths don’t help either…She looks like she’s about to go play bingo. Hey, we have a winner, BONG! SMH.
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