In today’s edition of BONG! we have two sweet women who have CLEARLY lost their marbles. On one corner we have the oh so sweet, but pouty mouthed Kourtney Kardashian. Take a look at these recent paparazzi shots, notice the guy walkingÂ by her side? Yes, it’s none other then her lying, cheating, lame ass ex-boyfriend Scott. Â Well, from the looks of the photos, he ain’t an ex anymore. What a dumb f*ck. Scuse’ my language, but damn! How many times is she going to fall for his lies? She gets a double BONG! for this move. SMDH!
On the other corner, we have Lark Voorhies, sweet andÂ innocent, Lisa Turtle from Saved By The Bell. As you may know, the cast recently reunited for a PEOPLE magazine cover story and with that they have now gainedÂ 4 more minutes of fame. She was spotted leaving Mr. Chows looking likeÂ a powdered up donut. WTF? Listen, if you’re going to go and make use of your new celebrity, please, please, PLEASE look in the damn mirror before you leave the house! Make sure your whole body is the same color too. Nobody wants to see you looking like a white faced poodle. BONG!! Get it together for your next public appearance, you can do it!