May 9th, 2009
It seems as though Eminem pissed Nick Cannon the f*ck off! The above photo of Eminem was postedÂ by Nick on his blog.Â A blog that Nick wrote in regards toÂ Em’s new song “Bagpipes from Baghdad” in which he took a few shots atÂ his wife Mariah Carey. As you may already know, Em and Mariah were rumored to have dated in the past. Mariah has always denied a relationship even occured. In the song, Em raps lines like “â€œI canâ€™t imagine whatâ€™s going through your mind after such a nasty breakup with that Latin hunk Luis Miguel, Nick Cannon better back the fuck up, Iâ€™m not playinâ€™, I want her back you punk.â€ He goes on to call her names such as “Cunt” and “Whore”….and raps how he “really” wants her bad.
Nick, not one to normally speak bad about celebrities, says â€œIâ€™m taking full action on you Eminem. I donâ€™t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. OUCH! He wrote a pretty long blog, blasting Eminem or as he called him “Slim Lamey”.
â€œI had nothing but respect for this dude. But all of a sudden I hear my name in the verse! My first reaction was like, â€˜This is his new shit??? Wow, thatâ€™s too badâ€¦â€™ Then I felt sorry for him because he must really be stuck in the past. Not only has his music not evolved, but also homeboy is still obsessed with my wife, the same female that wouldnâ€™t let him get to second base from 8 years ago! He even describes his desperate lameness in this bad excuse for storytelling track. Thatâ€™s some real middle school shit right there! (What type of grown ass man lies about getting with a chick) Only Slim Lamey! LOL!â€
Nick even goes as far as threatening the rapper…
â€œThen I asked myself should I go find this Bitch and just whoop his little ass? But that might have just been the Creatine and protein shakes talking! LOL. Even though most people donâ€™t know that Iâ€™m nice in the ring and have been training in boxing and Martial Arts for years that would just be childish and silly of me to bully this dude. He clearly has been picked on all his life and I would hate to add to his deep-rooted pain. As we all know he has had a hard life and has major insecurity issues and is very confused and unhappy with himself. So a guy like that doesnâ€™t really need another ass whoopin, he needs a hug. We should really pray for his troubled heart.â€
He goes as far as calling Eminem a “racist” and warns him that he will be taking full action against him…
â€œIâ€™m taking full action on you Eminem. I donâ€™t know why no one has stood up to your bitch ass yet. But I guess itâ€™s going to take a corny, wack rapping, boy toy from Nickelodeon to set you straight. And trust, I am going to be relentless. Even though I got a lot of other obligations and occupations, you are my new full time job â€˜homeyâ€™! As a matter of fact I think you going to bring my wack rhymes out of retirement! Thatâ€™s right haters; you can thank Eminem because Iâ€™m going to start rapping again! LOL Just for him! And donâ€™t forget about the jokes! We coming at you hard body!! Non-stop on your Manic-depressive-Insecure-Maclovin-Nazi- Liza Minelli haircut havin-lookin ass!! [Pause] Thatâ€™s what I do all day Bitch!
So Miss Marshall, Iâ€™m going to make you wish you never spoke my name and regret the ungodly things you said about my wife. This is going to be fun! Itâ€™s however you want it! Just remember, you did this to yourself! Your legacy has now been tainted from this day forth! You will now be known as the rapper who lost to Corny-ass Nick Cannon!!!â€
DAMN! I AIN’T EVEN MAD NICK! THAT’S RIGHT MY DUDE! STAND UP FOR WIFEY! GET THAT MOTHAF*CKA! LOL…I JUST HOPE HE AIN’T ALL “TALK” …VIEW THE ENTIRE BLOG HERE: http://nickcannon.tumblr.com/post/105195793/how-cute
Listen to the full song here: http://www.zshare.net/audio/59795505355e1f76/